There are few things in life that are grosser than a “snot flinging sneeze” (SFS). We’ve seen a slurry of them recently (wow, slurry. Interesting word placement there).

#3 son was helping, as he usually does, with breakfast. As he pulled the breakfast drawer open to pull out forks for pancakes we had a SFS directly into the silverware drawer.

What do you do?

a) empty the drawer into the dishwasher and start over.

b) move forward like nothing happened.

c) spray the drawer contents with Lysol

What say you — a, b, or c?



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B until #3 is preoccupied else where then do a and if still concerned c

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